Saturday, April 27, 1996

Just when you think you've got life sussed




Just when you think you’ve got life sussed....



... it’s got a way of tapping you on the shoulder....



... and waking you up from your cozy world of perfect complacency.



!



So, what next?



Well, you can lay there in your pool of doubt and despair.



Eventually, however, you have to conclude anything’s better than this!



Sure, you can shed a tear. That’s allowed.



And aaahhHH! Turns to joy!



‘Cos suddenly you think of.... Mad Melting Man!



When Mad Melting Man got mad, he would shout ‘n’ holla so loudly...



... he would melt!



And there he would lay until he’d calmed down.



Chilled out!



And once he’d collected his thoughts....



... he would be collected within his body and mind.
Tranquil. Serene. Cool.



So next time it doesn’t just rain – it pours....



... and pours!



Wallow in it.



Because all manner of glorious things may rain down from the heavens.



Yo ho ho... and a bottle of Chablis!




Thing

by Ned




Once upon a time,
there was a thing.





The thing found a crown




and became a King.




Or was the thing a ...




.... a Queen?




You see thing was just a thing.




Thing played in toilets.
Thing didn't need to wee though.




Thing could wee if thing wanted to.




Thing could have babies
if thing wished it.




And take them back again.




So was thing a he?




Or a she?




Or an it?




OK then.
How about
The Thing!?




And everytime one refers to gender,
they'll say...





...heshe;
as in "hee-shee".




Or ......




...shehe!




As in "shee-hee"!




Wow! What a mixture.

Thing thought.





So this is what happened
under a crown.




Thing tried another position,




and another.




However, that was enough
clowning around,
so thing went back to just being ...






....thing,
and to celebrate...




...danced a
thingy-ma-jig
thing!




That's all for now folks!