Thing

by Ned

Once upon a time,
there was a thing.

The thing found a crown

and became a King.

Or was the thing a ...

.... a Queen?

You see thing was just a thing.

Thing played in toilets.
Thing didn't need to wee though.

Thing could wee if thing wanted to.

Thing could have babies
if thing wished it.

And take them back again.

So was thing a he?

Or a she?

Or an it?

OK then.
How about The Thing!?

And everytime one refers to gender,
they'll say...

...heshe;
as in "hee-shee".

Or ......

...shehe!

As in "shee-hee"!

Wow! What a mixture.

Thing thought.

So this is what happened

under a crown.

Thing tried another position,

and another.

However, that was enough
clowning around,
so thing went back to just being ...

....thing,
and to celebrate...

...danced a
thingy-ma-jig
thing!

That's all for now folks!